SHEOLOGY, Not Theology

I'm a hypocrite.

I say things like, "God might forgive me but what if she won't?"

When did I place her above God?

That sounds like Adam blaming God, saying, "It was that woman YOU gave me."

When Eve came at me throwing one hip in front of the other, the only commandment I could remember is be fruitful and multiply.

Adam went on to warn us saying, " For this cause will a man leave his Father and mother and cleave to his wife."

And then I realize the only parent Adam ever knew was God.

Full sized corn fed fine feminine figures have been worshipped ever since.

I found her name in ancient Rome was Volupia.

It's where we get the word Voluptuous!

I mean Venus and Aphrodite, they were straight.

No , really compared to Volupias exaggerated and well supplied curves , they were straight.

It was that voluptuous woman that flowed into my life.

All liquid rounded hills and valleys, ocean swells, no white caps.

Just dark cane syrup curly hair, so sweet when she draws out my name, H-o-n-e-y, I can't help but buzz like a bee hive.

Now I'm not Trying to disrespect your thin woman, or her thinner way of clipped speech.

I'm glad you're Gaga about that Lady , or you're crazy about Cameron these Diaz.

It was always Charlie's angle for us to see her in those spiderman underoos , doing that so-called booty shake.

Butt if that's your idea of a , bun , dance , or if Arianna is your idea of Grande' ?

My Volupia's got a moon that pulls way more than ocean tides.

That's the woman He made for me.

But this hypocrite has to ask , do you know why the rooster closed his eyes before he crowed to announce Peter's denial?

It's because even that stupid bird has seen my type before.

My voluptuous one wants to know why I close my eyes before I tell her I love her?

I said Darlin' , I didn't want you to think I said it just because you're the prettiest gal I've ever seen.

Her cheek blushed writing a sermon that no tongue can utter but two tongues can taste.

And unlike the water that was embarrass by its deficiency ,when face to face with Jesus , got all flustered colored and turned into wine.

She has no lack , she is all that , and her love is intoxicating.

But I'm a hypocrite remember?

I don't even make a good pagan.

I mean if one goddess is good two has to be... bitter.

So I say things like , "God might forgive me but what if she won't?"